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Little
froggie, he grew up
and soon he went to school.
He had a froggie teacher,
and she was very cruel.
Gave him lots of homework
and taught him all the rules.
Oh, (*** repeat chorus ***)
Little froggie
was sixteen
and he was very hip.
He and all his froggie
friends were taking their first trip.
He shot up Coca-Cola and his
mind began to slip.
Oh, (*** repeat chorus ***)
Little froggie
reached
eighteen and he was quite a head.
He lucked out, not like his
friends, they all would up dead!
He became a pusher, was
arrested by the Feds!
Oh, (*** repeat chorus ***)
Little froggie
went to court
and on that special day,
The charges brought against
him, well, they were thrown away!
He faced the judge and jury,
and all that he could say, was
(*** repeat chorus ***)
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Little
froggie reached
nineteen and he made it quite fast.
Got a note from Uncle Sam,
they needed him at last.
Reported for his physical,
which he easily passed!
(*** repeat chorus ***)
Arriving at
his boot-camp,
and there they made him crawl.
Ran about eight miles, then
ducked behind them all.
Hid behind some bushes and
then he went AWOL!
Oh, (*** repeat chorus ***)
Hopped up
north to Canada,
where he planned to live,
But with his green
complexion, he couldn't get a lift.
Got picked up two days
later, while gulping down a fish!
Oh, (*** repeat chorus ***)
He got out ten
years later
and on that fatal day,
He got hit by a chopper,
that merrily road away.
Lay dying on the roadside,
and all that he could say was
CROAK!
Oh, (***
repeat chorus twice
***)
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